clumsyisdefinatelysquidgirl:

why the fuck would God send down the cure for aids in a baby he knows is gonna get aborted

GOD CAN SEE THIS SHIT COMIN HES NOT GONNA BE LIKE DAMN FOILED AGAIN BY PRO-CHOICERS

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

"nice"
— me in any situation ever (via joshpeck)
"What a fucking nerd"
— Me talking about someone I love  (via katisque)
pete-za:

#neverforget

pete-za:

#neverforget

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

asphaltflorals:

"In the dark of this place, there’s the glow of your face"

Vampire Weekend - Ya Hey

#vw
thewicked-eternity