nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

vogelbird:

THINGS I LIKE

  • when people use my name in conversation
  • when people say “this reminded me of you!”
  • when people remember little things i say/do
  • when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
  • when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look
"Patrick doesn’t do gross things. His body is made up of kittens, Saturdays, 70 degree weather, first kisses, and butterflies. Trust me. I cut that bitch open once to check."
— Pete Wentz (via boycottlovedetoxjusttoretox)

baiolicious:

i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole

"I know the night is not the same as the day: that all things are different, that the things of the night cannot be explained in the day, because they do not then exist, and the night can be a dreadful time for lonely people once their loneliness has started."
Ernest Hemingway, from A Farewell To Arms (via violentwavesofemotion)

guy:

when teachers type google.com into a google search bar 

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  • me: lmfao ryan ross is such a loser, what a fucking idiot
  • someone else: lmfao ryan ross is such a loser, what a fucking idiot
  • me: ok what the fuck? that was so uncalled for. why do you have so much hatred in your heart? i'm unfollowing

misumipyon:

maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]

nepetaleijon:

well if troy can tell his secret than i can tell mine

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i bake

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